I AM knitting a jumper for a chicken. Don't laugh, I haven't gone mad (or no madder than usual) and there really is a logical explanation.
Friends of mine have lots of animals (mainly rescued), including chickens - two of which are bald.
Now I am quite fond of chickens (not to eat, I am vegetarian, remember, just to look at), and I have been intrigued by articles and websites about people who knit jumpers for rescued battery hens.
Many of these poor creatures (the hens, not the knitters) have lost their feathers, so they cannot keep warm, and they get pecked by other birds.
Eventually, with a bit of TLC, their feathers regrow, but until then they need a little protection.
Since I like a challenge, and I like to be helpful, I decided to try and knit jumpers for my friends' chickens.
I have blue wool (because I like blue), needles and a pattern from http://littlehenrescue.co.uk/jumpers.aspx but never having knitted anything for chickens before (children, yes; dolls, yes; teddy bears, yes - birds, no) I have no idea if the jumpers will fit.
If they are too small I will try again with bigger needles, and if they are too large I shall find some smaller needles.
Nor do I know whether the featherless fowl will like them, but I will post an update to let you know what happens.
Still on the subject of chickens, The Man of the House and I went out for lunch, and were amused to note that the ingredients of one meal included 'Buffalo chicken wings'
We have no idea what this involves, but it conjured up a strange image of flying buffalo....
The picture below is of a mad hen (with feathers) I encountered during a visit to the Dorothy Clive Gardens where we sat outside to have tea and cake and this chicken ran round and round trying to steal food from people.